Gardening advise: "Let yourself flow, dun't you be to ridgid". Most memorable quote: "Git orf the garden" Favourite Joke : I can't see into that can you? What? An elephents ar** without a step ladder. Digital TV : "O' all riddy got 4 channels with narthin' on, what the hell do i want more for, BLOODY SQUIT. Internet: Conversation usually went something like this, Me: "Hello dad i got you some of that stuff you've been on about" Dad: "Well where the hell did you find that?" Me: " On the internet" Dad: "Internet, is that like what r got down the allotment, there's loads of net down there, BLOODY SQUIT". I'll never forget your words of wisdom dad, you will be in my thoughts and heart forever.